Oooooh!

Just spotted a dream bike for sale. A mint 1978 750cc Triumph Bonneville T140 that's spent all its life in a centrally-heated garage and has only done 200 miles. Rare as poultry gnashers in this condition. Price? - a very reasonable 8995 quid (less than the price of many modern bikes and while they depreciate, this won't). If I had a granny she'd now be up for sale.